Electronic Tagging: Darby and Joan get their ankles felt
A Darby and Joan with a combined age of 145 have joined the digital age with electronic tags around their ankles. The elderly miscreants, aged 77 and 68, plundered the wealth of a seriously ill 85-year-old woman who regarded them as good friends. Ian Bartlett and Rosemary Collier have been banned from leaving their home or garden in Kent between 7 pm and 7 am. Bang goes the Bingo, then.
(Via The Telegraph)